Mayor of Tay-Town
Someone suggested that we need a mayor of Tay-town and we’re definitely buzzing with excitement over the idea here at the Comical Hat HQ. We urge you to vote for our very own Teddy de Burca Jnr — at your service — and we will deliver what we know you need as well as help create a community we can all be proud of.
A vote for Teddy means the possibility of English subtitles to films at the French Film festival — mais oui! – as well as tentative interaction with the enigmatic Russian community. We also promise readily and widely available decent sausages and rashers, exceptionally well behaved taxi drivers with nothing but love and respect for the rules of the road and a tendency to drive under the speed limit, landlords that don’t like surprising you in your own kitchen, draught Guinness, more invitations to free stuff at lavish affairs organised by embassies with scant regard for tight budgets, and for our English friends, more pork scratchings than you can shake a stick at served in a tavern called the Two necked feathered Cock, or The Plastered Pigeon and Parsnip, perhaps. We also promise to encourage someone else to open a New York delicatessen with real bagels and we will demand preemptive technical assistance from FPT. You can also probably expect more hedonistic pool parties hosted by selfless and generous folk dwelling in West Lake mansions, White Christmases, clean sit down toilets for women at bia hoi and sturdy plastic stools for strapping big boned men and, of course, last but not least, daily parades of hatted comicality.
We’ll keep you up to date on our campaign as we get the ball rolling and watch this space for more frivolous but deadly serious promises to improve your life as a Tay…
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