Prawn Cocktail


Recipe for Prawn Cocktail


80,000 king prawns (alive and kicking)

One teaspoon of Butaphosphan (You know, the veterinary medicine used to treat metabolic and developmental disorders)

A smidgen of Methyl Hydroxybenzoate a.k.a. methylparaben (that’s that anti-fungal agent right?)

Two dollops of Norfloxacin (like, hello! This is the antibiotic used to treat gonorrhea, duh)

And whatever out of date antibiotics you have around the house

One slice of lime


Place in a 400sqm pool and stir until plump and juicy

Thanks to the Observer/ Guardian for this astonishingly disturbing recipe  — do drop us a note in the comment box if you try it out at home.


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