Archive for October 15th, 2008

Prawn Cocktail

15Oct08

Recipe for Prawn Cocktail
Ingredients
80,000 king prawns (alive and kicking)
One teaspoon of Butaphosphan (You know, the veterinary medicine used to treat metabolic and developmental disorders)
A smidgen of Methyl Hydroxybenzoate a.k.a. methylparaben (that’s that anti-fungal agent right?)
Two dollops of Norfloxacin (like, hello! This is the antibiotic used to treat gonorrhea, duh)
And whatever out of date [...]


Smokeless Hanoi: Could Hanoi be going smoke free by April next year? (Hey, if the Turks can introduce that law, who can’t? Come on Iran! Do it!) Anyway, place your bets on its effectiveness in the comment box. The ban would be supposedly imposed in public places and on all forms of public transport. As someone who [...]